Student council leaders at South Africa's Durban University of Technology have demanded that "Jewish students, especially those who do not support the Palestinian struggle" should be kicked out of the school. No matter where you go in this world, college kids are dumb.

A new report (funded by the petroleum industry) says that universities that divest themselves of fossil fuel companies will end up losing money—0.7% a year lower returns, according to the report. Huh. No shit! If divestment gained you money, everyone would do it, and it would have no god damn point.